Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 19, 2016
Zebra: Hey, rat. I heard you're running for president. What's your campaign centered around? Rat: Social activism. Just like Gandhi and M.L.K., I'm risking everything to change society from the ground up. Zebra: That's great. So what does that include? Marches? Sit-ins? Civil disobedience? Rat: Sometimes I click the 'like' button on Facebook. Zebra: Wow. Rat: Sometimes I even post a sad emoji.