Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 18, 2016
Rat: What do you think of all these wars going on in the middle east? Goat: It's a complex situation. Especially when you involve religion and all their sects. Rat: There's a lot of sex? Goat: Tons. And it's hard to keep track of who's with whom. Rat: Suddenly, I feel like volunteering. Goat: Just like that? There's no such thing as casual sects.