Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 17, 2016
Pig: I started a new business. Rat: Doing what? Pig: I sell people their own canning machine and a supply of fruit picked in the African savanna. Rat: What kind of fruit? Pig: Mostly bananas which they then can themselves. Rat: And what do they do with them? Pig: Sell them in covered little poolside huts. But some cities want to ban the structure. Rat: Why? Pig: I dunno. But to help my chances, I got a celebrity partner to put her name on the business. It's that woman who turns the letters on 'Wheel of Fortune'. Now maybe the cities won't do what they're threatening to do. Goat: What are cities threatening to do? Pig: Ban a Vanna can a Savanna Banana' cabana. Rat: And just like that. Another Sunday is ruined.