Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 05, 2016
Goat: What are you doing, zebra? Zebra: I'm designing a long bow with a unique shape. I'm even getting celebrity athletes to put their name on it. Goat: Like who? Zebra: Former N.F.L. stars Bo Jackson and Howie Long. They all like its unique oblong shape. Now I just need a name for it. Goat: The Bo Long Oblong Long Bow? Zebra: Keep me out of these.