Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2015
Pig: Hey there, Goat. Welcome to my new museum. Goat; What's in it? Pig: Step around these boxes and I'll show you. Goat: What is it? Pig: A sculpture of a bird's head. Goat: And this? Pig: A turtle eating lettuce. Goat: A wolf howling? Pig: Yup. Goat: What's this one? Pig: A square-headed dog begging for food. Goat: And that? Pig: A moray eel rising out of his cave to eat. Goat: Well, thank you, Pig... It was nice seeing- Goat; You think you're so clever. Pastis: Nine states. Name 'em all. Pig: I only see a bird's head.