Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 07, 2015
December 06, 2015
December 08, 2015
Death: Pardon me, sir, but your number is up.
Man: Ohhh, gawwwd!! I'm too young!! I have a wife!! And kids!! Ohh gawwwd!!
Pig: Maybe next time I'll come to the deli alone.
Death: You gonna get your sandwich or not, pal?