Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2012
Mr. Death: Hey there, Pig. Just wanted to say thanks for being so nice and welcoming me back to the neighborhood. Pig: It's my pleasure, Mr. Death. Hey, how come you're not wearing the gift I got you? I bought it on my last vacation. Mr. Death: Oh, that?... Well... I... Pig: Oh, c'mon, Mr. Death. You're really gonna hurt my feelings. Mr. Death: Happy? Pig: You look soooo cute.