Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 30, 2012
Goat: Did you hear that the grim reaper guy is moving back into the house next door to you? I guess he and Mrs. Death were separated for a while. Pig: Yeah, I sure missed Mr. Death. I'm even making a sign on behalf of the neighborhood welcoming him back. Goat: Maybe we could re-word that. Pig: How 'bout this?