Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 29, 2012
Larry the Croc: Hullooo, zeeba neighba, leesten...Crocs buy eendustrial strengf trash compakker. Zebra: What for? Larry the Croc: Shove you eenside. Crush you like hefty bag. Zebra: Do you think that can crush an animal my size? Larry the Croc: Do me tink? Me know. Me and Burt be like professional scientist. Did many test. Zebra: Where's Burt? Larry the Croc: He scream a lot for professional scientist.