Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 18, 2010
Zebra says, "Why do you have a slot machine in your living room?" Rat says, "We found an Indian basket in our backyard. Our house is now a casino." Zebra says, "An Indian basket? Did you look on the bottom of this? It says 'Macy's.'" Rat says, "So that was our tribe." Zebra says, "That is not a tribe." Pig says, "How fierce were these Macy's."