Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 19, 2010
Rat opens an Indian casino Rat says, "Sir, would you like to hit or stay?" Pig says, "Well, let's see, I've a Mr. Jack and an ace? so maybe I should stay?" Rat says, "Ohhhhh? you don't want Mr. Jack to be lonely, do you? ?He's got no people friends." Pig says, "Then give my Jackie people friends!" Rat says, "Two kings!" Guard Duck says, "Sir, you're losing all your-" Pig says, "Jackie's got some people friends!"