Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 17, 2010
Goat says, "What do you got there, Pig?" Pig says, "It's an Indian basket. I was digging in our backyard and I found it." Goat says, "And Indian basket? This must have once been the home of a Native American tribe? do you realize how culturally significant this is?... Do you realize what this means?" Rat says, "One step ahead of you." Goat says, "No." Pig says, "And look! Rat found a blackjack table!"