Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 13, 2009
Pig says, "Hey there, Goat?whatcha been doing lately?" Goat says, "I've been trying to build a ship in a bottle. It's very hard." Pig says, "I imagine. Your head is huge." Goat says, "I don't get inside the bottle." Pig says, "Hey, want to see my friend shove himself in your coke?" Man says, "No."