Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 12, 2009
Rat says, "Where do you stand on the great toilet paper debate? Should the loose end hang over or under the roll?" Goat says, "Under, I guess." Rat says, "I see?so you're an underer, not an overer." Goat says ,"Uh, yeah, if that's what you call it." Bam bam bam Rat says, "They're a dangerous sect."