Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 11, 2009
Goat says, "Listen, Pig?This whole cow terrorism thing is going too far?it's just absurd." Cows hate your freedom. Pig ays, "That's what I used to believe, but think about it?terrorists are cowards. And cowards starts with 'Cow.'" Cows hate your freedom Goat says, "Oh my gawd, Pig...Please. The same word ends with 'Ards' so what does the prove?" Pig says, "Pig to base: Beware of ards." Guard Duck says, "Roger that, Agent Porky." Goat says, "I give up."