Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 14, 2009
Rat says, "I'm thinking about being more social." Pig says, "Then why don't you?" Rat says, "Because I predict if I do, my future will be filled with the inane chatter of meddling idiots, all thinking I care about what they say." Pig says, "Maybe you should start by not calling them idiots." Rat says, "Suddenly, I'm Nostradamus."