Pat Oliphant for February 06, 2013
Mr. President, I'm your gun coach and I"m here to work with you on your skeet technique. Just bring the gun up and we'll check your stance. Well, no sir, the wide wooden end goes against your shoulder. Now, Mr. President, I want you to hit the bird as it comes out of that house! No it's not a real bird. No no no no, sir! You don't throw the gun at it! Really, sir.It's not all that difficult. It's a game, sir. Try to think of skeet shooting as armed basketball! Later...a skeet dinner in honor of the advisor smartasses who dreamed up the shotgun photo-op. Skeet recipes. Obama serving skeet. Punk -- bang appetit!