Pat Oliphant for February 22, 2012
Dog: That Romney guys is so smarmy. He patted my head and stuck his face in my face and said... Mitt Romney: Ah, Michigan! I love the big lakes and the little lakes and the trees, yes, I love the trees and Detroit and cars. I loves cars and Michigan! I love Michigan! See, I'm a regular person, just like you! Dog: Oh, my - and what did you say? Dog: Nothing. I bit him. Dog: Well, speaking of smarmy, would you bite Santorum? Dog: Aw, I dunno. Romney didn't taste too good... but I hate to think what Santorum would taste like.