Pat Oliphant for August 06, 2009
Transcript:
Man (reading): Sir, with reference to your recent inquiry, our records at Delivered Delivery Inc. do show conclusively that our stork did deliver Mr. Barack Obama to the correct address on Hawaii, a state of the U.S., on the correct birth date of August four, nineteen hundred and sixty one. Man: Storks lie! Punk: Nevertheless...
I get most of my news from the BBC. It’s a quality source for unbiased information that doesn’t freely mix news with commentary. This is what “Fair and Balanced” /really/ looks like.