The hardest part of eating vegetables is the wheelchair.
Some vegetables seem to say,
“The reason we taste so bad is so that you can know how good we are for you.
If I can’t be miserable I’ll never be happy.
They have vegetables in Twinkies. It says right here, “corn syrup”.
RJ just think of all that good fiber in those vegies ;-)
Eat enough of the cruciferous kinds and you could be a little bit like Fartuga.
That’s it, RJ. Way to own the libs.
Best piece by Lewis and Fry in years
We’ll put cauliflowers on your grave.
I’ll eat vegetables, just as long as they aren’t raw, have seeds or are asparaguses.
When you die, you should die of something. Dying healthy is just sick.
If vegetables wanted me to be happy, they’d taste like fruit.
Fortunately I love all vegetables, they really are good for you.
RJ’s a Twinkietarian.
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