Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 04, 2017

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    Dtroutma  over 6 years ago

    But, but, he told her he thought it was a heart attack, and to stop laughing.

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    And she just had to get in the last word.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 6 years ago

    This is a re-run I think.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 6 years ago

    His body is in the ground, but his soul is elsewhere (no doubt in Heaven).

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    sandpiper  over 6 years ago

    She won’t be long joining him. She won’t have a purpose in life from here on.

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    wirepunchr  over 6 years ago

    It’s a woman’s world. When he is born It’s how is the mother. When he gets married it’s isn’t the bride beautiful and when he dies it’s the poor widow.

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    Dani Rice  over 6 years ago

    The best way to get my late and unlamented husband to do – or not do – anything was to tell him you agreed with him, and he’d do the opposite. So I told him to keep breathing – and he stopped, just for spite.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 6 years ago

    So I guess he must’ve claimed he really was the best in bed.

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    comixbomix  over 6 years ago

    No, THIS is the happiest…and HE’S not faking…

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    dot-the-I  over 6 years ago

    From borscht belt: “When I married Ms. Right, I didn’t know that her real first name was Always.” badum-ching.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 6 years ago

    I don’t know what the problem is. Do we have to denigrate the beliefs of others when they contradict ours in a case where no tangible proof either way exists? Why? Are we not firm enough in our own convictions to smile and simply allow others to enjoy theirs? So let it be written; so let it be done!

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    rroush Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The shock was probably what killed him.

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