Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 24, 2013
Danae: I've found a need that's long overdue to be filled, Daddy! Joe: Great! What is it? Danae: A transporter beam app! It'd work with the GPS in your phone to send you anywhere you want instantly! Joe: Except for the intractable laws of physics, it's a great idea! Danae: Hey, as the old saying goes, laws are meant to be broken! Joe: Uh... that's records, not laws, but given the state of the banking industry, I can see your confusion.