Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 19, 2012

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    Linux0s  almost 12 years ago

    At least he has a “plan”.

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    Linguist  almost 12 years ago

    He’s joined the rest of us retirees in Florida. He’s scanning for lunch money.

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    The Nihilist  almost 12 years ago

    The results of compassionate conservatism and the ownership society doctrine

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    Agent54  almost 12 years ago

    Also part of his health plan, fresh air, exercise, btw he forgot his shovel.

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    revisages  almost 12 years ago

    the plan whiz,“to scan isby hubby not hobby…it’s rebby not robby”

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    tigre1  almost 12 years ago

    States are using the pensions’ funds for day to day expenditures. What a crime: cops, firemen, teachers, guys who clean the streets…all fine people, screwed by the Tea Party dummies.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Looks like the other guy has a better one…..

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Remember when companies offered pensions for a life of service? And didn’t cancel them? Without warning? Oh, and people were paid real money for working?…….Gather ‘round children…….It almost seems like a dream now…..but you’d go to work and it felt good………no, no really….that’s the way it was! Wait! Wait….come back…..sigh….

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    poppy1313  almost 12 years ago

    If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street,If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat.If you get too cold I’ll tax the heat,If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.

    Don’t ask me what I want it forIf you don’t want to pay some more‘Cause I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    BTW, dude, your dinner’s flying away……two servings…..

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    roctor  almost 12 years ago

    “Excuse me lady,your sitting directly over a pile of piasters”.

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    ostrichchef42  almost 12 years ago

    What a unique idea, what would all the entitlement folks do??

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    tripwire45  almost 12 years ago

    Mine, too.

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    uncorked  almost 12 years ago

    Do you know how many edible weeds can grow in your yard. At least we won’t starve…

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    psychlady  almost 12 years ago

    Yes, at least he has a plan!

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    The Life I Draw Upon  almost 12 years ago

    You didn’t expect anything from your company or Wall Street did you?

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    jaytormey  almost 12 years ago

    somebody must be paying these people to make such lame comments.

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    Beleck3  almost 12 years ago

    lol, how the comments relfect the readers here. obviously, thinking and Republicanism are like oil and water. To all the zombies out there/Republicans out there/ this cartoon is way above the Zombies capacity to use their brain, for they obviously don’t think. thinking being poison to the Republican way of life.

    it is cute to see the Zombies go beserk by the truth. too bad they ran America for the last 40 y ears. a once great nation, sold into serfdom. remember it is all about “profits over People”, i.e. the Republican Way. lol

    a 3rd world banana republic, thanks to the Republicans Way.with Americans like that who need foreign terrorists.

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    Hufn  almost 12 years ago

    You’re obviously new here… No there really isn’t. Goes both ways btw. Just keep reading other comics comments… Lol.

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    Paul Read Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    All these pithy (or is it pi$$y) comments and I just thought he was searching for his junk bonds.

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    Can't Sleep  almost 12 years ago

    Hey, at least it won’t lose value when the stock market shifts.

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    Gokie5  almost 12 years ago

    Of course, there are also some problems with pension-fund managers who have a grand old time putting other people’s money into exotic investments. I haven’t waded through the whole thing, but the following article speaks to this phenomenon:

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    LV1951  almost 12 years ago

    That’s what my husband wants to do once he figures out which machine to get. :)

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    Vonne Anton  almost 12 years ago

    Did anyone see 60 minutes’ story on congressional insider trading this past Sunday? How politicians are making millions for themselves on information not available to the public about laws they are considering enacting? WOW! Golden rule: he who makes the rules, gets the gold.

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    treered  almost 12 years ago

    great strip! reminds me of the one where the guy cashes his paycheck and buys lottery tickets, “it’s safer than the bank”….

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    Spamgaard  almost 12 years ago

    Keep believing that Republican lie! Just because the facts disprove your lie is no reason to stop spreading it.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    If you vote for people who won’t compromise and must get 100% of what they want, you are slowly destroying our democracy……..Hope you’re happy…..

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    oldguy2  almost 12 years ago

    Don’t forget to pay your taxes…

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    renewed1  almost 12 years ago

    First of all, Bain Capital never went where it was not invited to. Second of all, if Bain had not done what they had done, all these businesses would have folded, not just some of them.

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    LingeeWhiz  almost 12 years ago

    The Dodd-Frank bill forced banks to loan money for mortgages to risky (low income or high debt to income ratio) people.

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    cdward  almost 12 years ago

    However, if it’s UNearned income, no worries! You’ll be taxed at half the rate – or less!

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    Miserichord  almost 12 years ago

    The biggest differences between the stock market and a casino is the casino has clearer rules and is more honest.

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    RetroJenny  almost 12 years ago

    The future’s looking bright!

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    jimelek  almost 12 years ago

    Sounds like a plan to me!

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