Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 30, 2011


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    comicgos  over 7 years ago

    Is there any place on earth safe from those aliens?

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    EarlWash  over 7 years ago

    In Texas they are called Attorneys, because their pronounciation of Lawyers sounds identical to Liars.

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    dataweaver  over 7 years ago

    Right. The private beach gets the lifeguards, and the public beach gets the lawy- err, the attorneys.

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    phuhknees  over 7 years ago

    On a private beach the sharks are ON the beach…

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago

    And you thought getting suit-ready for the beach meant exercising.

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    kreole  over 7 years ago

    Isn’t our pres. a lawy-eer?

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    GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago

    This one will help you sink.

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    weasel_monkey  over 7 years ago

    Safest beach to swim at as the sharks won’t attack due to “professional courtesy”.Incidentally, how private can the beach be if any schmuck can just wander on to it?!? My idea of who can get on to a private beach is…. me.

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    Terrance McIntosh Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Obi Wan: Luke welcome to America and her lawyers…You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy…

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    x_Tech Premium Member over 7 years ago

    uh oh, sharks sighted. Quick get the lawyers in the water to scare them off.

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    dfowensby  over 7 years ago

    and all the judges. which takes care of all 3 branches of the government

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Well, it’s like this. The average person can’t afford to get elected. Businessmen don’t have enough free time to get elected. That leaves Lawyers as the only ones for those jobs.G-d help us all.

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    wicky  over 7 years ago

    Around here, we call them “lounge lizards”.

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    T_Lexi  over 7 years ago

    Earl Wash: I hadn’t heard that one before. ; ) You made my day!

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    demorodney  over 7 years ago

    Personally, I wouldn’t go to any private beach that would allow me to be there.

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    freeholder1  over 7 years ago

    Fair warning: Once my daughter finishes law school, I will have to sue all of your for libel. :-) Including the Road Runner coyote.

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    DavidGBA  over 7 years ago

    Ambulances chase lawyers !

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    WaitingMan  over 7 years ago

    It’s all very easy to rag on lawyers until you actually need one. I am on disability. Several years ago, the government tried to collect from me $9,000 they alleged was paid to me in error. An excellent attorney took my case pro bono. Over the course of several months, she spent more time on the phone dealing with federal flunkies than I can imagine, eventually winning my case. I no longer rag on lawyers.

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    yyyguy  over 7 years ago

    a good lawyer is worth his or her weight in gold. the problem is that often “a good lawyer” seems to be an oxymoron,

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    Potrzebie  over 7 years ago

    I see no guard or hand rails. that’s basis for a personal injury suit.

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    galanti  over 7 years ago

    My family had a beachfront cottage on Cape Cod. We usually sat on cottage’s decks rather than on the beach, but my father (who was a Judge) would get apoplectic if someone sat on “his” beach, or even walked across it. Even more apoplectic when someone stole the private beach signs. There was a breakthrough in the barrier beach protecting our property and eventually our cottage fell into the Atlantic proving it wasn’t his beach after all.

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    dflak  over 7 years ago

    Lawyers are like nuclear weapons. Nobody likes them, but you have to have them because the other guy has them too.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Finding a “good” lawyer requires an alchemist; one who can turn lead into gold.

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    runninanreadin  over 7 years ago

    Sharks saving you from sharks? Is that kosher?

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    treered  over 7 years ago

    if the lawyer were really on duty, he’d be having them sign a release….

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    I don’t have a problem with lawyers, but private beaches get on my nerves. Fortunately in Michigan the public can walk on all beaches….between the water and the highest waterline.

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    MrPinkle Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Different FROM…more than, less than, different FROM.

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