Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 09, 2011

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    LordDogmore  over 13 years ago

    Just remember kids “Dad” is spelled D-A-D and not A-T-M.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    And you have not discovered your flaw - you have mad 2 flaws….. And you have not corrected your flaw through sterilization - you have made 3 flaws……

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    grapfhics  over 13 years ago

    His timing is off. That what you get without any patience.

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    Bittermelon of Truth  over 13 years ago

    Nancy Pelosi got booted from her post as House speaker, good luck convincing Congress to let another girl take charge…

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    dataweaver  over 13 years ago

    Girls may be flawless; but in that household, they’re also fundless…

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    cdward  over 13 years ago

    ^Uh, BinaryWiener, how many guys have been booted from that post before? Just sayin’.

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    ghoti30 Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Pelosi didn’t get booted for doing a bad job, she was booted for being a woman. The Male, Pale and Stale portion of Congress called for her ouster before she even took over the job…

    My mom taught me how to change my own oil…without calling JiffyLube.

    And the boys gave us Newt…Just sayin’…

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    Rodney99  over 13 years ago

    If the women were really as smart as Danae thinks they are, they wouldn’t WANT to be in charge.

    The “leader” takes the heat for the incompetence of the rest of the organization.

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    wicky  over 13 years ago

    She should be on Lithium.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Hey Bianry, when did Ms Pelosi revert to being a “girl”? That shows a darker part of you….

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Looking at the historical record, it’s clear that humans should never be allowed to have political power.

    Problem is, nobody else on Earth wants the responsibility.

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    Olfarto  over 13 years ago

    Just a thought: Isn’t dad ALSO a stinky, booger-brained boy, all grown up?

    Not too smart there, Danae, seeking funds from the enemy.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Beep! Beep! Message from G.R.O.S.S. Slimey girls have attack plan . Note typo in manifesto. Said “Flaw” instead of “Use” Continue manufacturing snowballs. Attack imminent. Cannot decode “Betty” or “Gloria”

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    TheDOCTOR  over 13 years ago
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BROTHER
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    TPPM  over 13 years ago

    As Olfarto pointed out Dad is a boy.

    And, Binary Weiner, Pelosi wasn’t booted out of her job, her party lost the majority, she’s still minority leader.

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    Varnes  over 13 years ago

    Which one is older, Danae or Kate? Or are they opposite twins?

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    Danae is not the only one to discover this flaw. Remember this?

    No mon, no fun.   Your Son. Too bad; so sad.   Your Dad.
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    MatureCanadian  over 13 years ago

    Love the expression on the faces in the final section. Danae is correct of course women are perfect.

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    alan.gurka  over 13 years ago

    Girls may be “flawless,” but they’re also penniless.

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    WaitingMan  over 13 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49: Calling congress booger-brained boys is an insult to booger-brained boys everywhere.

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    Justice22  over 13 years ago

    Danae will have to set up another advice stand……… “Fix Your Overabundance of cash”…….. $1M/hr.

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    puddleglum1066  over 13 years ago

    Laura: I thought Pelosi got booted from her position as Speaker of the House because the other party won a majority of the seats in Congress. Y’know, kinda like how my former representative Denny Hastert got the boot from that same job in ‘06…

    As for Danae, has she yet learned the meaning of the phrase “PAC”? As in “Purchase A Congressperson”? That first word means you gotta have lots of money…

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    I know a lot of women who think that women “are flawless.”

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