Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 06, 2011

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    lewisbower  almost 12 years ago

    Earth–Mostly harmless–at least after they built the bi-pass

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    pbarnrob  almost 12 years ago

    Under new management – since about 1980…

    Anybody remember ‘October Surprise’? (Google it).

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    griffon8  almost 12 years ago

    I, for one, welcome our new alien masters.

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    maxjaja  almost 12 years ago

    so Mark Zuckerberg is a martian………….hmmmmmmm…………….didn’t have a clue…………

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    x_Tech  almost 12 years ago

    To late Danae… BTW, Lewreader, Who is this God Person anyway?

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    GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    You won’t be laughing when Captain Eddy has to save the world for all you emptly-headed zombies, Danae.

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    thirdguy  almost 12 years ago

    That’s a story I look forward to!

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Surrender all personal information and report your every movement to your Corporate masters. Update your Facebook page now.

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    jbarr68407  almost 12 years ago

    Feel…compelled…to…obey!

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    pumaman  almost 12 years ago

    Do not go to Farmville. It is evil.

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    Brockie  almost 12 years ago

    The to be thumbless generation….done wore them off they did

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    Sandfan  almost 12 years ago

    Dad is about to be beamed up and probed.

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    odeliasimone  almost 12 years ago

    Me either. I closed my facebook page.

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    memoryinuse  almost 12 years ago

    tv already did that, as did radio, etc.

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    steverinoCT  almost 12 years ago

    @pbarnrob–

    I still have a T-shirt that reads, “Visit Earth In The 80’s– Off-Season Rates Now Apply”

    I like the sentiment. The shirt itself hasn’t fit since the 80’s (damned shrinkage!)

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    memoryinuse  almost 12 years ago

    all my clothes shrunk , too, especially around the waist.

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    kfaatz925  almost 12 years ago

    Lars, you may have met your match. Danae’s dad is a sharp one.

    @ x-Tech: I believe the answer is, Kevin knows, where Kevin is an entity who knows nothin’ about nothin’.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    How many sewers have have Wyfi?

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    gregbeaux Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Mine does, they did it for the riders. Oops, sorry that’s the DC Metro.

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    chireef  almost 12 years ago

    that does it i’m going to create a my face page just so i can close it

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    1084897  almost 12 years ago

    Kfaatz - that reminds me of the difference between a generalist and a specialist. One knows less and less about more and more until (s)he knows nothing about everything, the other knows more and more about less and less until (s)he knows everything about nothing. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine which is which.

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    Ernest Lemmingway Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    “The geek shall inherit the earth.” - Previous Non Sequitur punchline about the same joke here

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    ilsapadu  almost 12 years ago

    Let the revolution begin. I update my facebook page for no one.

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    puddleglum1066  almost 12 years ago

    Chikuku: the role of social networking (facebook, text messaging, etc.) in the Tunisian and Egyptian revolutions has been somewhat over-emphasized by the US media and government, perhaps because they are the only area in which the US can be said to have been involved in the events at all. Reporters working in-country say Al Jazeera played a much bigger role, just by interviewing the leaders of the demonstrations and beaming their words to the Egyptian people (remember, most Egyptians don’t have cell phones or computers, but nearly all Egyptians have access to a TV set).

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    lin4869  almost 12 years ago

    To Serve Man… (Twilight Zone)

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    Destiny23  almost 12 years ago

    That’s also why Junior Kindergarten was invented – gotta get toddlers away from their parents’ influence and into government indoctrination facilities are young as possible.

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    joylion  almost 12 years ago

    OMG!!!!! Facebook was evilly invented by aliens! :(

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    bmonk  almost 12 years ago

    I never Facebook–I just comment on comics…

    BTW, Nabuquduriuzhur, I left a comment for you a couple of days back.

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    cdward  almost 12 years ago

    bmonk, same thing ultimately.

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    aprilglaspie  almost 12 years ago

    Actually, they just want to sell your personal information, to get even filthier richer.

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    Joseph Krois  almost 12 years ago

    Puh-leeze! The only thing bigger than man’s idea of his own self-importance is his actual lack of any importance at all… We’re all rats in a maze, some of us just enjoy less cheese than others…

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