Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for December 06, 2018
December 05, 2018
December 07, 2018
Transcript:
Aunt Fritzi: Nancy-----Go to the fruit store for a coconut---And pick out a good one. Nancy: Oh, dear---I'm no expert on coconuts. Sign reads: COCONUTS Nancy: Mind if he picks one out for me?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 5 years ago
The organ grinder isn’t as salty as the guy from yesterday.
sheilag over 5 years ago
Fruit Store? We used to have a produce wholesaler in St. Paul, but I don’t think they ever ran a fruit store…
Margo Premium Member over 5 years ago
The town I lived in had a fruit store in Ct. That’s all they sold.
Russell Bedford over 5 years ago
{singing slightly off key} I’ve got a loverly bunch of coconuts/see them all a standin’ in a row/…
Russell Bedford over 5 years ago
oh, yeah and for the full lyrics: https://genius.com/Danny-kaye-ive-got-a-lovely-bunch-of-coconuts-lyrics
harkherp over 5 years ago
Fritzi thinks, “Hmmm, maybe a lime would go well with that coconut! Nancy’s at the fruit store so I’ll ask the little boy, Harry Nilsson, next store to go get me one!”….
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 5 years ago
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Very cute.
The organ-grinder fellow has an impressive mustache too.
johnnyjr6292 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Nancy maybe figured two heads are better than one.
Asrial over 5 years ago
Maybe she could ask a swallow.
Printer over 5 years ago
A man was roasting a chicken on an old fashioned hand wound rotisserie, when a drunk staggers by and says, “Sir, your music has stopped playing and your monkey’s on fire.”
brklnbern over 5 years ago
Coconuts ain’t nuts.