Monty by Jim Meddick for August 25, 2005
Transcript:
"Hey...This ain't bad. This electric hedge trimmer actually makes for a surprisingly close shave." BBZZZZZZZZZZZ "Well, that's good. But there's one part of your personal hygiene regimen that needs a little tweaking." "Oh yeah? What's that?" "I think the Air-Wick Stick Ups could use some help..." "OK, then maybe go to Costco and pick me up a drum of Pledge Lemony-Fresh furniture polish, and I'll try slathering that on..."