Monty by Jim Meddick for August 24, 2005
Transcript:
"Good morning! Here's your coffee. Did you sleep OK?" "Not exactly. My left elbow felt OK thanks to this sleeping bag, but otherwise it was a bit chilly." "Uh-oh." "What?" "I don't want to alarm you, but I think you're developing some weird, inverted varicose vein..." "No. That's not a vein. That's where I was lying on the garden hose."