Monty by Jim Meddick for August 26, 2005

Transcript:

"So...Lorri...I guess this is gonna be an awkward 'date night.'" "'Awkward'? Ha! I'm not goin' near you! One hickey and I'd wind up in the emergency ward." "That's too bad, because being this size and having no human contact makes a guy sorta 'pent-up'...I...I even started having impure thoughts about the Statue of Liberty..." "But I guess you're right...There's nothing we can do about it..." "Unless maybe you could reverse the hose on the shop vac and blow in my ear..." "I'm outta here."