Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 29, 2024

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    Superfrog  4 months ago

    He’s preparing to acknowledge your applause.

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    eromlig  4 months ago

    And he drank what was in the glass. It always makes everything he says seem profound.

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    Ubintold  4 months ago

    He’s about to ask her to go Dutch.

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    Something like, “Where’s the bathroom?”

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 4 months ago

    Good trope catch

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    I really should clean these.

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    dflak  4 months ago

    I have a pair of glasses in every room. I have glasses for watching TV, glasses for reading mail while standing in front of the recycle bin in the kitchen, glasses for reading a book while in bed, glasses for the computer, glasses for mowing the lawn.

    So I get in the habit of taking off my glasses when I leave a room so they are there when I come back to use the room.

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    purepaul  4 months ago

    Nah, he just remembered that he usually cleans his glasses every Thursday. She had just reminded him it’s both Thursday and Leap Day.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 4 months ago

    Reminds me of the time on the Mary Tyler MooreShow when Ted Knight read the teleprompter that said “take off glasses, look concerned”

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    He’s going to burp.

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    They probably just need a cleaning or he’s trying to remember something he was supposed to do.

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 4 months ago

    He took off his glasses so he could hear better.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    It can’t be that bad, he didn’t harrumph.

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    sobrown51  4 months ago

    Did you ever notice that profound and confound are not opposites? Is that profound?

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    halvincobbes Premium Member 4 months ago

    There was some TV show I quit watching (it was about some guy who had to become POTUS because everyone in line died) because the lead kept whipping off his glasses anytime he had to say something important. Those things would never sit straight on his face after that kind of abuse IRL.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    “Why do I keep getting fingerprints on my eyeglasses?”

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    Probably something like “Oh there’s my glasses”.

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