Democracy was just a bad dream honey, go back to sleep now
Women swooning with joy & gratitude
Trump back on Twitter
Businessss people are slithering all over themselves with glee
Working people all bubbly to have that extra leisure time back. Republicans ain’t ever gonna actually count the votes
INCELS out of the bathroom and back at their sticky keypads
Pet food companies excitedly planning whole new product lines for retirees cut off from Social Security
Gun makers celebrate with bonus stock options for politicians —and special holiday prices for all
Evangelicals are rapturous, the Saints are coming [back]
Pheeeew! [straight rich white people all over breathing a collective sigh of relief]
Soon-to-be Speaker of the House, the Rt. Rev. McCarthy, to celebrate the anniversary of Jan. 6 with Congressional proclamation approving the attack, vowing that THIS Congress will never stand up for Democracy!
It goes without saying. Republican Congressss always take care of the People first. They are principled & honest. They are brave beyond measure. They don’t lie to their wives. They don’t cheat on their boyfriends. They go to Christian churches every Sunday. And they will work night & day, 24/7 – 365, to make sure that the Greatest President in History is returned to power for the duration. – Amen
Oh happy days!
Democracy was just a bad dream honey, go back to sleep now
Women swooning with joy & gratitude
Trump back on Twitter
Businessss people are slithering all over themselves with glee
Working people all bubbly to have that extra leisure time back. Republicans ain’t ever gonna actually count the votes
INCELS out of the bathroom and back at their sticky keypads
Pet food companies excitedly planning whole new product lines for retirees cut off from Social Security
Gun makers celebrate with bonus stock options for politicians —and special holiday prices for all
Evangelicals are rapturous, the Saints are coming [back]
Pheeeew! [straight rich white people all over breathing a collective sigh of relief]
Soon-to-be Speaker of the House, the Rt. Rev. McCarthy, to celebrate the anniversary of Jan. 6 with Congressional proclamation approving the attack, vowing that THIS Congress will never stand up for Democracy!
It goes without saying. Republican Congressss always take care of the People first. They are principled & honest. They are brave beyond measure. They don’t lie to their wives. They don’t cheat on their boyfriends. They go to Christian churches every Sunday. And they will work night & day, 24/7 – 365, to make sure that the Greatest President in History is returned to power for the duration. – Amen