Matt Bors for December 17, 2007

Transcript:

Boy: Daddy, why does Santa give MORE presents to rich kids than poor kids? Father: Son, Santa is just a STORY we adults tell children to make things EXCITING. Father: The truth is, rich people have more because of the INVISIBLE HAND OF THE FREE MARKET. It brings wealth to the GOOD adults who work hard and DESERVE IT. The Hand knows who's naughty and nice. And who should be POOR. Boy: He said a giant invisible hand with a gajillion dollars bless the universe. Boy #2: Let's never grow up.