Matt Bors for December 14, 2007

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Interviewer: I'm here with the utterly FRIGHTENING but lovable and likeable presidential candidate, MIKE HUCKABEE! Interviewer: Mr. Huckabee, you've made controversial statements about gays and AIDS in the past, so I have to ask... WWJD? Interviewer: Would JESUS quarantine AIDS patients? Mike Huckabee: I think Jesus was too smart to ever get into the AIDS quarantining business! Interviewer: HA HA HA! Even your harshest critics would have to admit, you're the FUNNIEST, most APPROACHABLE man in modern American history. Interviewer: Why, I'm sure even a quarantined gay AIDS patient would love to sit down and have a beer with you! Mike Huckabee: I'd LOVE that! Provided the proper biohazard equipment, of course.