Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for March 04, 2024

That’s a "hell"ekinesis stunt.

Well Phil, you snooze …… you lose!!!

:-{)

You shouldn’t eat so slow when he’s around.

Marm – a dog of FORKmidable abilities…

Marm needs to be put outside or at least locked out of the area when it’s mealtime.

No, that’s how fast his tongue can move! So fast you don’t see it.

Dottie, at least you can take pride in the fact that your cooking is good enough for Marm to eat…

Our English Mastiff worked hard at doing trying to do that, attempting to stare the food off the plate.

This is one case where “having eyes bigger than your stomach” does not apply.

On America’s Funniest Home Videos, frequently they show clips of a person eating with the dog nearby, nonchalantly eyeing the food. Everytime the owner looks at the dog, the dog turns its head away as if “I’m not looking at what your eating.”

Phil you should know by now you can’t leave food around Marm

They didn’t realize how much of a “GREAT” Magician Marm is …… :)