January 17, 2018
There are actually women in the VAST Luanniverse that Fall for this Garbage? Enough give Scumbag Les at least a first date? I’m DYING to see what they look like.
But Gunther, after you stop laughing tomorrow and realize that Les at least is getting dates (as many here are SURE to point out) just remember, Les is going for quantity over quality. Just cutting a “notch in his belt” as We used to say back n the old days when dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
Gunther, you actually process everything you need to get and keep a young woman. (Les too, but don’t tell him).
Do you want know what the secret is? The secret is posted all around town for all to see, but is taken for granted, often with disastrous results. Okay here’s what you do. Grab Luann, and drive to the nearest railroad crossing. Do you see what written on the “Cross Bucs?” (The “X”) It says: STOP, LOOK, AND LISTEN THAT, what you should do whenever meet a young lady. You Stop, You, Look. And after you break the ice (Which will be the difficult part for YOU) you LISTEN! Hang on her every word with your undivided attention. It was working for Les with Tiffany during that Soul Destorying Berger Family Dinner. It was working for YOU when you were comforting Tiffany, only YOU didn’t follow through, you DOLT! LISTEN and keep your Big Mouth Shut!! Now go and take Luann to a nice restaurant and treat her to a nice dinner and let HER do the talking! Then plant one of your patented “show stopping kisses” on her and show Jack what he’s been missing so far! ;) STOP, LOOK, AND LISTEN! It WORKS! It helps prevent you from being run over by a freight train, too!
Oh, there’s another term you need to be acquainted with: CLOSE COVER BEFORE STRIKING!
But you’re not quite ready for THAT, yet……, ;)
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