Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 05, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    Yep, Leslie’s “Date Pic” profile is a hoot.

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    howtheduck  about 5 years ago

    How are they doing that with their arms in the final panel?

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    jagedlo  about 5 years ago

    “classy gent”…“cool guy”? Amazing how much BS you can get away with in these profiles…

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    Dreamdeer  about 5 years ago

    A friend of mine had a bit too much to drink one night and accidentally clicked on the wrong place, and then started filling out the forms that she thought was for something else, and wound up signed up for a dating service. In the morning she erased all personal data and tried to figure out how to unsubscribe, but even with zero information and no photo, she got inundated with date requests from troglodytes who wanted to try their luck with any female hominid available, before she finally figured out how to extricate herself.

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    ericbrower  about 5 years ago

    Oh no. Don’t you dare. Don’t play the “Will Gunther and LuAnn hook up?” angle.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   about 5 years ago

    And thus did the embrace begin? Look in tomarrow kids and see how things develop! OMG, the suspense!

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    capricorn9th  about 5 years ago

    You could write just about anything on these sites. My father did meet her girlfriend of 18 years on a dating site. However, once her ex-husband died without changing his will, she inherited their old home and poof, she was gone. Back to her home sans the abusive ex-husband. And she was a little nutty – had so many medical issues. I never understood why my father stayed with her so long except perhaps he was lonely. However, I really question anyone who falls for Les’ cheesy comments. Cheesy comments = cheesy human. In Les’s case, cheesy comments = sleazy human. Anyone could see that from Mars.

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    AnyFace  about 5 years ago
    First and ‘only’ dates. ✨
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    Argythree  about 5 years ago

    So much for those who were lecturing Luann yesterday about making things worse for Gunther by showing him Les’s profile online…

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  about 5 years ago

    And people want Bland Tiffany with Gunther….. this proof that they are better match

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    Airman  about 5 years ago

    First the innocent little happy hug between friends, then the sudden awareness of the touching, the feels-sort-of-nice touching, and finally the spontaneous combustion. Now, that coat comes off. Fast. Wildly.

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    kenhense  about 5 years ago

    Hey – This is the only time I’ve seen Gunther actually laugh. However the last frame seems like a bad fit – way too much of a response to Luann’s rather ordinary comment. And BTW – Gunther should be very happy to get some first dates.

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    Brdshtt Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Gunther is making progress – he voluntarily put his arms around Luann…

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    And smiling and laughing. Wait ’till he comes to his senses and realizes what he has done. He just may like it.

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    Joe1962 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Luann and Gunther sitting under a tree.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!

    There are actually women in the VAST Luanniverse that Fall for this Garbage? Enough give Scumbag Les at least a first date? I’m DYING to see what they look like.

    But Gunther, after you stop laughing tomorrow and realize that Les at least is getting dates (as many here are SURE to point out) just remember, Les is going for quantity over quality. Just cutting a “notch in his belt” as We used to say back n the old days when dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

    Gunther, you actually process everything you need to get and keep a young woman. (Les too, but don’t tell him).

    Do you want know what the secret is? The secret is posted all around town for all to see, but is taken for granted, often with disastrous results. Okay here’s what you do. Grab Luann, and drive to the nearest railroad crossing. Do you see what written on the “Cross Bucs?” (The “X”) It says: STOP, LOOK, AND LISTEN THAT, what you should do whenever meet a young lady. You Stop, You, Look. And after you break the ice (Which will be the difficult part for YOU) you LISTEN! Hang on her every word with your undivided attention. It was working for Les with Tiffany during that Soul Destorying Berger Family Dinner. It was working for YOU when you were comforting Tiffany, only YOU didn’t follow through, you DOLT! LISTEN and keep your Big Mouth Shut!! Now go and take Luann to a nice restaurant and treat her to a nice dinner and let HER do the talking! Then plant one of your patented “show stopping kisses” on her and show Jack what he’s been missing so far! ;) STOP, LOOK, AND LISTEN! It WORKS! It helps prevent you from being run over by a freight train, too!

    Oh, there’s another term you need to be acquainted with: CLOSE COVER BEFORE STRIKING!

    But you’re not quite ready for THAT, yet……, ;)

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    illuminare  about 5 years ago

    OK Luann, so where’s your ad? And don’t give us the same BS that you gave Gunther yesterday about you only being on there to troll other guys ads.

    Seems to me like Luann is being a hypocrite here. I can imagine her ad being something along the likes of level headed intelligent girl working her way through college when in reality she’s still the same flake who can’t make up her mind , won’t grow up and spends most of her time day dreaming.
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    steven01221971  about 5 years ago

    Hey, maybe I could use Les’ script.

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    kaffekup   about 5 years ago

    Well, Gunth, now you have something to mock him about.

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    asrialfeeple  about 5 years ago

    At least she managed to cheer him up. Gunther would probably feel horrible with the dates Lez gets.

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    mjb515  about 5 years ago

    Les may have a small harem of women he is seeing.

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    Bernedoodle  about 5 years ago

    Maybe somebody in this strip will set up a first date with Les. Who could it be?

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    rrsltx  about 5 years ago

    I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen the dorky doofus laugh.

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    Russell Bedford  about 5 years ago

    FUNNY THING, THE 47 YEAR RELATIONSHIP I’ve HAD WITH MY WIFE NEVER INVOLVED DATING. We met in a Christian bookstore, developed affection for each other attending church services, ate lunch together as we worked within a block of each other, and were married 6 months later.

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    JayBluE  about 5 years ago

    “Sitting On A Tacky Profile”

    “A Sore, For Site Eyes”

    “The App Doesn’t Fall Off!…For A Fee…”

    “A Meatball That Speaks Baloney”

    “A Gak For ‘Sir Wack’’…And The Keen Stalkers”

    “The Days Of Thunderbird And Roses” (♪)

    “Close Encounters… Of The Blurred Kind”

    “Flees, And Romantics”

    “Laughter At Les’ Profile Is The Best Medicine You Can Get Over The Counter, Without A Prescription… "

    “The Original Rogues’ Gallery”

    “Thanks, For Bluffing!”

    “Drivel-ed Up Dates”

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    “How To Spin Friends, And Influence People To Walk Away”

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    ckvarick  about 5 years ago

    Bring back Jack NOW! I love that Gunth and Luann have been friends forever but ‘friend zone’ is where their relationship need to stay!

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    Counterpoint  about 5 years ago

    Disagree with all the negative comments above about the false or made up nature of the laughing – that’s a genuinely hilarious response by the two good friends at bully Les’ pretended “classy” and “cool” self-appraisal in the dating site ad – as they say, Luann and Gunther are simpatico, at least when it comes to their opinion of Les…

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    Tyge Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “…and hilarity ensues.” Right Luann1212 ?

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    6foot6  about 5 years ago

    He knows what women want, yet He can’t keep a woman.

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    Tyge Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Illuminaire hit the bullseye earlier! Yeah! Great idea. Come on Greg. Let us see Luann’s profile. How many hits did she get? Does Jack know about it? Bernice? Brother Brad? WOW. That could start an arc that could rival Tiff and Ann “Eyefull!” Does Toni have a profile? You could go on and on…

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    wantcomicsnow  about 5 years ago

    Well, at least Gunthie isn’t having a moody little pity party anymore. I hope he and Luann DO NOT decide to play a trick on Les by creating a fake profile. That’s really beneath both of them.

    What I would like to see is Luann fix Gunth up with Tara. If anyone could break him out of the buttoned-down box hes got himself in it’s her. A few dates with the redhead, and WHOA……mama won’t recognize her little Gunthie.

    Besides, that would REALLY get to Les, because when he tried to hit on Tara he got nowhere. :D

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    ForrestOverin  about 5 years ago

    That’s the most Friend Zone hug, ever.

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    BJShipley1  about 5 years ago

    As if their own profiles would be seen as much better by the people who really know them….

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    TerBer  about 5 years ago

    I want to hear her profile.

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 5 years ago

    5

    Not much else to say.

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    Airman  about 5 years ago

    Forget Les. I want the story to shift to the accidental passion ignited between these two characters. Let’s see if they can discover the unexpected feelings that have laid dormant for so many years.

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    eladee AKA Wally  about 5 years ago

    Oh dear! I sense an intimate moment coming on. Not sure how I feel about that since I am a pretty big Jack fan. But if the sparks fly between those two then that’s a good thing. Just hoping it’s mutual!!! I’d hate to see the G. Man put his feelings on the line and not have them returned by Luann. After all I like Gunther too!!! I just always thought that mystery girl Mordy’s always talking about would work better for him. Of course SHES not here and Luann is…….hope they both make some positive discoveries about each other.

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    luann1212  about 5 years ago

    First dates? Les has a good marketing approach, but in marketing the issue is the 4 P’s, product being the first P. If the product is not what is promoted, another P, then it will fail. The price is too high, the 3rd P, for continued demand, and the final P, Place, does not happen because there is no second date to go on. Kind of cool, eh?! (lol). Actually the message that Les leaves is pretty generic to me, nothing that is funny in and of itself, but when the context is considered, that is, what Gunther and Luann know about Les, then it is funny. The third piece is what, if anything they are sharing with this little vignette. What will be an outcome? Those are two imponderables that remain to be seen. Ah the pot boils faster.

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Still see Gunner with Tiff

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    locake  about 5 years ago

    I would never go on a date with someone who thinks all women want the same thing. Les should describe himself and the women who are attracted to those qualities would have a good time with him. He was pleasant when he thought he was on a date with Pru, so he can be nice if he wants to.

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    notbornyesterday  about 5 years ago

    Perhaps a sign of physical affection between Gunther and Luann?

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    Mordock999 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “Folks!” With the exception of One or Two Fans here, everybody is missing the Point! Today, is the FIRST time that Gunther has been HAPPY in the Gulag since he’s moved in! And as Ken pointed out He’s LAUGHING!! I’ve been reading this Strip since the mid 1990’s and I cannot remember if I’ve EVER seen Gunny LAUGH.

    He’s LAUGHING People! He’s Not Sullen, Or Moody, Or Angry, Or Whiny, Or Showing off New Towels. He’s ENJOYING Himself! And “Why?” Because of that Young Lady he’s hanging on to in Panel Four, that’s “WHY!”

    No young woman has ever made Gunther laugh before. Not Tiffany, Not Bernice, not even your precious Rosa. It was Luann, Gunny’s long time friend and the one girl that Gunther’s ever been truly comfortable with, that broke the ice! Sorry “Jack Fan’s,” but I think Gunther’s found his real “Soul Mate.” A few of Us have always suspected that was true, but were always drowned out in a chorus of “That Ship Has Sailed!”

    All of this might be short lived, but Me? I;m going to enjoy this moment……,

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 5 years ago

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    One date is better than none..well, for Leslie anyway.

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    wantcomicsnow  about 5 years ago

    Suggestion: Read the comic Reality Check from Feb 3. ;D

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    Nick Danger  about 5 years ago

    Now kiss her, dummy!

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    wantcomicsnow  about 5 years ago

    Mordock——in a reply to a reply to a reply somewhere above (I don’t have time to go look) you asked why Tara would be interested in Gunth. Yes?

    In one of your invectives against Jack, you said he had to study in order to pass a test (thereby making him an object of derision and scorn) whereas Gunthie could pass the test in his sleep. So let’s see: Tara missed half the classes, missed the study session and still aced the test. So apparently she can pass tests in her sleep too!

    So there ya go! She and Gunthie have something in common! :D

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    kenhense  about 5 years ago

    Not easy for Gunther to place a personal ad. On his own, Gunther might write something like, “Male college student with high grades and very good morals can also make dresses and costumes. Looking for nice, attractive female that doesn’t date other guys.” If he’s going to place a personal ad, Gunther should enlist Luann’s help.

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    gileshead  about 5 years ago

    Where is this going…?

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    Fan o’ Lio.  about 5 years ago

    Follow this arc for a few days.

    http://www.gocomics.com/luann/1996/05/16

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    bloodykate  about 5 years ago

    This was funny!

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    eelee  about 5 years ago

    Apologies if this has already been noted: The WashingtonPost has a column “Ask Amy” and by coincidence the leading letter “Ask Amy: Dating app connection kills romance.” https://tinyurl.com/y9ll799l . Unless you have a subscription, you might not be able to access it. Amy replied: Well, romance is officially dead. And you two killed it.

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    astahl2003  about 5 years ago

    So…Les is out working an actual job and dating. And Luann and Gunther are laughing about this? I can see the appeal of dating Les, but dating Luann or Gunther just seems like putting yourself out there to date a critic. Gross.

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    cheesehead  about 5 years ago

    I don’t think that gets him first dates either.

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    cheesehead  about 5 years ago

    No, I don’t want Luann and Gunther to get together. When they break up (and yes, they will), they couldn’t go back to being friends.

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    special k  about 5 years ago

    watch your hands Gunth

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    blunebottle  about 5 years ago

    So, a couple of hours will pass, Luann will have had a really good time, will go home…and realize she never got around to seeing his place at all.

    Not that that was ever the point.

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I think Gunther is feeling incredible relief and validation by learning that LuAnn shares his opinion of Les. He didn’t know that.

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 5 years ago

    After contemplating further, I guess I do have some comments to add today:

    The “feel” I am getting from today is that there is a potential this may lead into a stereotypical “falling into a romantic interlude” sort of situation. The shared laughter of Luann and Gunther is bringing them physically and emotionally closer at the moment. And, many cheesy romance comedies use this same scenario as a basic set-up.

    However, I really would rather not see Gunther and Luann hook up….. I much more hope that in the vast Luanniverse that there is another female who does not yet know Gunther… and is not going to saddle him with his past baggage of high school behavior (and hell, sadly his early college behavior too). Gunther needs a fresh face…. one that he can more easily try to be the person he wants to be.

    If he would spend some more time thinking instead of just reacting… he could come to the realization that HE can only change himself (never others) and that if wants more of a social life he has to figure out how (or practice how) to do that. And, I think he is smart enough to know that it would be easier for him to “practice” who he wants to be on people who do not have specific past history associations with his previous behavior.

    For all of Gunther’s “smarts”, he is not really much for introspection is he? Bernice, our other “bookish” character far surpasses Gunther on being introspective….. and we damn well have seen only very limited introspection from her. :)

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    sallymargaret  about 5 years ago

    I certainly hope G&K don’t start a romance between Gunther and Luann. Luann is playing the role of his therapist. She’s having to bolster him up all the time. That gets old fast in a romantic relationship. If Gunther ever has a good romantic relationship with anyone, he’s going to have to work on himself A LOT.

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    Scoutmaster77  about 5 years ago

    They’re not exactly burning up the romance scene either.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Isn’t getting “first dates” the whole point of a dating app? (You wouldn’t need it for getting subsequent dates.) I bet it works a whole lot better than sending around photos of your new kitchen towels! And maybe Les actually enjoys going out with a lot of different women, instead of looking for a committed relationship?

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    JonnyT1971  about 5 years ago

    Countdown to them realizing Les is standing behind them as he says, “I forgot my keys” in 5-4-3….

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It’s so good to see Gunther and Luann laughing together like that. Specially Gunther. He probably wasn’t so happy since he move with Les or even before. Luann is an awesome friend!

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    sallymargaret  about 5 years ago

    My youngest son says all his friends belong to those dating sites and are always trying to get him to join one. He says he prefers to get his dates “the old fashioned way”—by meeting them and asking them out.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    Some people get impressed by that kind of brashness. Gives them a big laugh too. Maybe there is more to him than that.

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    stez2003  about 5 years ago

    Let me guess. Tomorrow’s strip will have them kissing.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “Hey ladies! I’m Gunther Berger, a classy gent who knows what women want, so long as they’re all like my Mom, which in a perfect world they all would be. You’re looking for an uneventful date with a prudish guy who will respect and protect you! So let’s meet and make dresses together!”

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Hmm. I have not noticed anything from Schrodinger’s Dog here today. That is not typical. Hopefully he is just busy with something today and will be on later or tomorrow.

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    RSH  about 5 years ago

    my hope in all of this is not for any romantic relationship between these two but that Gunther realizes he needs to laugh a little more in life and not take everything (himself too) so rigidly serious, that relationships work a lot better when you are having fun and can laugh at life.

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    BJShipley1  about 5 years ago

    Luann and Gunther’s dismissal of Les’s tactics reminds me of an old Army saying: if a plan is stupid, but it works… it isn’t stupid.

    Gunther may consider it “drivel” but Les is going on dates and he isn’t.

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    It’s nice to see these kids having a moment of fun in their otherwise dull and dreary lives. Even more so, that it’s at the expense of Leslie Knox….

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    driller  about 5 years ago

    I see Luann and Gunther sharing an “embrace”.

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    driller  about 5 years ago

    Please, keep the @ political comments off the comics page!!!

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