Kliban by B. Kliban for April 21, 2021

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    Cpeckbourlioux  2 months ago

    And if your lips freeze, well, too bad, sucker.

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    JohnTheFoole  2 months ago

    Yeah, I can tell you from experience, that ain’t gonna work…

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    donwalter  2 months ago

    …lick it first, to make sure it’s a good one…

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    coltish1  2 months ago

    For best results, do it when it’s raining out.

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    lagoulou  2 months ago

    Make sure it’s not your pet rock…

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    I think this is based on an old Indian trick of putting a pebble in your mouth to induce salivation when you have “dry mouth”. Or, it could simply be based on an obscene pun. With Kilban, you never know.

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    comixbomix  2 months ago

    Those are ‘rocks’??? I thought they were Earthboobs…

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    The Brooklyn Accent  2 months ago

    “I took advantage of being at the seaside to lay in a store of sucking-stones. They were pebbles but I call them stones. Yes, on this occasion I laid in a considerable store.”

    —Samuel Beckett

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    Stephen Gilberg  2 months ago

    Is he getting blood from a stone?

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    Pocosdad  2 months ago

    Help, I’m a rock!

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    carlzr  2 months ago

    When you are really really thirsty.

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