You could have been King of England but you used the sword for this?
He must’ve gotten the sword at a half-off sale.
That point will soon be driven home.
Tomorrow Captain Hook takes a swing at it.
You’re supposed to hit it with the cross part.
It’s the Bass-omatic. It slices, it dices. It just doesn’t give you a good drive.
Well, that would explain a lot with my golf game …
Made me chuckle.