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Captain Victorious: Behold my mecha-death machine, Captain Victorious!! It cost me millions to design and build, but it will all be worth it to finally get you out of my way!! Next time, just give me the cash and save us all some time, okay?
Better yet, don’t bother designing and building something to take him out. Just tell him you heard some bar was offering free beer somewhere over there. Don’t specify where over three is or how far away it is. Or how long the free beer is being offered for. Cap will be going all over trying to find the bar.