Herman by Jim Unger for February 23, 2020

New glasses , grandpa , you need a pair of new glasses .

If Alice had 2 melons and she split an infinitive, how many words did she use?

Then I guess it really is some NEW math.

There’s still writing to fail at too.

Thank the COMMON CORE! DUMBING DOWN AMERICA…..

Reminds me of the old joke (really old joke).

Q: How much is 2 + 2?

Accountant: 4!

Engineer: (After fiddling with his slide rule) 3.99 … aw heck, we’ll call it 4.

Lawyer: How much do you want it to be?

He’s ambidextrous. He put his nose in their business and his foot in his mouth at the same time.

Does it really make a difference? Both are not same, when I went to school and nowadays kids are more clueless than we were back then.

WHAT?? you mean they still teach english dude-me and my frens a’int gunna need none of that !

A slide rule got us to the moon and back.

Well, it’s Greek to him.

I still remember that my husband used a slide rule, while a co-worker used an abacus, then microcomputers arrived.

4 out of 3 people struggle with New Math.

His next move now is to get up and go sit quietly in the other room.