Mar 31, 2012
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Man: I didn't know it was your house, judge.
Judge: How did you think you'd get away with this?
Man: I'm an optimist, your honor.
Judge: You're going to Jail.
Man: Well, it's free rent and food.
Judge: For three years.
Man: Could be worse.
Judge: Solitary confinement.
Man: My own room?
Judge: Hard Labour!
Man: I can learn a trade.
Judge: And maximum Security!
Man: I'll feel much safer, sir.
Apr 2, 2012
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  1. 220px charles bowles aka black bart
    Steve Bartholomew GC Insider about 6 years ago

    Always look on the bright side.

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    otforever  about 6 years ago

    He’s about to get his goat too.

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    Number Six  about 6 years ago

    Shoot him and put him out of our misery.

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  4. Robby
    V-Beast  about 6 years ago

    Plus you get to meet a lot of famous people.

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    Boise Ed GC Insider about 6 years ago

    Not to mention free health care! At least two states have recently released some prisoners early to dodge their medical costs.

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