Herman by Jim Unger for April 01, 2012
March 31, 2012
April 02, 2012
Transcript:
Man: I didn't know it was your house, judge. Judge: How did you think you'd get away with this? Man: I'm an optimist, your honor. Judge: You're going to Jail. Man: Well, it's free rent and food. Judge: For three years. Man: Could be worse. Judge: Solitary confinement. Man: My own room? Judge: Hard Labour! Man: I can learn a trade. Judge: And maximum Security! Man: I'll feel much safer, sir.
Steve Bartholomew about 12 years ago
Always look on the bright side.
otforever about 12 years ago
He’s about to get his goat too.
V-Beast about 12 years ago
Plus you get to meet a lot of famous people.
Boise Ed Premium Member about 12 years ago
Not to mention free health care! At least two states have recently released some prisoners early to dodge their medical costs.
chris_weaver about 12 years ago
Mr. Sunshine of Cell Block 3.