Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 12, 2012
Bucky: Your dog book actually says that you guys are supposed to serve people. Satchel: Well, only humans make tools, so they're sort of the bosses. Bucky: So what's a monkey wrench then? Or a crow's bar? Satchel: Aww, I gotta serve crows now, too? Bucky: No, my point is all animals make tools! Like... Uh... Hm. Oh! A ham-mer! Satchel: Now you're just making stuff up. Bucky: Shrew driver!