Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 12, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: Your dog book actually says that you guys are supposed to serve people. Satchel: Well, only humans make tools, so they're sort of the bosses. Bucky: So what's a monkey wrench then? Or a crow's bar? Satchel: Aww, I gotta serve crows now, too? Bucky: No, my point is all animals make tools! Like... Uh... Hm. Oh! A ham-mer! Satchel: Now you're just making stuff up. Bucky: Shrew driver!
R2-Wolf over 11 years ago
I know that I fond of my Porter Cable Tiger Saw. Also, don’t forget fish hooks and elephant guns.
Opus Croakus over 11 years ago
Humans have thumbs to work the can opener. That’s the only reasons cats tolerate us.
Sumac0f13 over 11 years ago
Too much humility brings humiliation.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
Apparently there are clam guns, too. And to think I almost sliced my sister’s fingers off when we were clamming.
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
Primates are proven to make primitive “tools” since Jane Goodall’s work. Like say a twig to fish bug out of a hole in a log etc. Once they suss out how to make fire, humanity may be toast. So to speak.
Blossoming over 11 years ago
What he’s saying is that “the power is within you”, Satchel… Satchel, use the force… “I’ve got to serve monkeys and crows too?”… lol… Anyone with the power… But the power is within him… Poor Satch, I just want to give him a hug!… Such low self esteem… What has Rob taught him, hug him Rob, hug him!…
Blossoming over 11 years ago
I came in too late for yesterday’s strip, so I guess I’ll post my comment now (pretend it’s yesterday…): Bucky standing up for Satchel?!… I think I’m going to go into shock!… Are we sure that’s Bucky?!… Pinch him!..
the burser over 11 years ago
To Serve Man…
cubswin2016 over 11 years ago
Hoq about a monkey wrench?
ttoommyy over 11 years ago
orinoco womble said, about 5 hours agoPrimates are proven to make primitive “tools” since Jane Goodall’s work. Like say a twig to fish bug out of a hole in a log etc. Once they suss out how to make fire, humanity may be toast. So to speak. -——————————————————————————————-I have 5 words for you:The Planet of the Apes
kathyabk over 11 years ago
TOO TOO FUNNY!
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
You could say that an archer fish uses a tool by spitting water at insects.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
And my dog used to use her front paws as hands. She’d hold her chew toy and rolll over onto her back. Such bliss.
smollett over 11 years ago
Bucky is a genius. Filthy Satchel better start serving crows, monkeys, hams and shrews.
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
Have you seen the size of a shrew? They would be better off coming up with a lock pick. But then Bucky would be just as lost as Satch.