December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
But Mondays are.
Jon clearly is boring
Garfield’s Law: A cat’s yawn size is directly proportional to the owner’s boringness. So, how big should Garfield’s yawn actually be?
My rude response to people who do not cover up a yawn, “It isn’t that exciting.”
When is Jon’s life not boring to Garfield?
There is a yawning gap between their opinions.
I thought the only time Garfield’s mouth opened that wide was to take food in!
you are boring jon
Jon may or may not be boring, Garfield, but it’s not his function to amuse you. If you’re bored, find something that interests you.
Actually, with Garfield, that may be an unsafe suggestion. Forget I said that.
Garf can leave even a hippo open-mouthed in amazement!
I used to be fun…and cool, then I started to pay attention to what’s going on in the world. Big mistake.
His number of age is how bored he is.
Garfield’s yawn is in direct proportion to the size of how much he eats. I figure that’s an understatement
Jon is so boring he will run out of wood to make holes in.
And what exciting thing is Garfield doing. Watching Jon?
My what a big mouth you’ve got there, Garfield.
SO are so.
I’m OK with being boring. Keeps the government off my back. Now my cars on the other hand, I don’t like boring!
Talk to the yawn, Jon. You’ve been boring since the late 80’s.
Said the creature that sleeps most of the day…
I really think insipid and mind-numbing are better descriptions of Jon than boring.
For a second there, I thought Garfield was going to try to eat Jon.
Garfield’s mouth is twice the size of Jon’s head. Holy smokes! No wonder Garfield can yawn so loudly! #themoreiknow :)
Sorry Jon but you are boring.
A Garfield sized reaction is always a source of much amusement on a Monday morning.