Do you know the funeral march?
Actually Spike Jones, the graph speaks volumes.
Close the doors! you’re done!
That’s a good sales chart if you sell avalanches.
“Hold on. Sylvia can do that with her butt. Show him, Sylvia. Oh, it’s Ruth? Show him, Ruth.”
Cue in the sad trombone.
Perhaps the orientation is wrong on the chart.
It’s telling you there’s no market for slide whistles.
I’d settle for a sustained tuba note.