I was going to say, a tell-all 3X5 card.
What kid is not going to want that?
*Evening Prayers. Unless he skips it and just goes straight to Compline.
Eat your broccoli and some day you’ll be pope.
Ooh, what a cute idea! We need these kinds of strips!
Available at the Vatican gift shop?
And on the weekends he can stay up late…