FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 31, 2010
Roger: Why the long face? Jason: Peter gave me his old magic set, but all the tricks in it are really lame. Look at this junk-cups and balls... sponge rabbits... a handkerchief that changes color... they call this magic?! Where's the fire?! Where are the tigers?! Where's the bed of spears I can dangle myself over while I try to get out of leg irons?? Roger: Dear, I take back all those jokes about your hair going gray. Jason: What I really need is a good straightjacket.