FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 31, 2010
March 30, 2010
April 01, 2010
Transcript:
Roger: Why the long face? Jason: Peter gave me his old magic set, but all the tricks in it are really lame. Look at this junk-cups and balls... sponge rabbits... a handkerchief that changes color... they call this magic?! Where's the fire?! Where are the tigers?! Where's the bed of spears I can dangle myself over while I try to get out of leg irons?? Roger: Dear, I take back all those jokes about your hair going gray. Jason: What I really need is a good straightjacket.
JRSofty about 14 years ago
You said it Jason, a good straitjacket.
Ooops! Premium Member about 14 years ago
Ha ha hahahahahaha!
Rakkav about 14 years ago
What you really need is that and a padded cell.
Ronshua about 14 years ago
No Super-models !
AddADadaAdDad about 14 years ago
I remember feeling the same way about my chemistry set, Jason.
KimberlyT about 14 years ago
Yes a straightjacket… for your parents when you drive them into insanity.
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
Didn’t have a single gray hair before I had kids. Now, of course, I have all these married ones.
dstufff about 14 years ago
You gotta start small, Jason, and work your way up.
Plods with ...™ about 14 years ago
Chinese finger cuffs….
kab2rb about 14 years ago
I don’t know Jason might find a way to utilize his ideas.
LadybugMacon about 14 years ago
If you want good magic tricks, you have to shell out Big, Big, BIG bucks.
rdh288 about 14 years ago
They should put one on him. Keep him busy for hours!